damazcuz:

damazcuz:

There needs to be 400 hours in the day so I have more time to do fuck all

8 hours for work, 8 hours for sleep, 384 hours for what we will…

canthaveshitingotham:

canthaveshitingotham:

every artist who has ever attempted to satirize masculinity i am so sorry

you could name a movie Portrait of a delusional abuser ruining his own life in pursuit of a fictional standard of manhood and 89% of its fanbase would still be like “Fuck yeah man it was so cool when Shit Cumdick gave that badass speech about how pushing everyone away and never letting yourself feel emotions is actually a good idea for your life. fuckin dope flick”

curly-fried:

spiffiesttea:

there is a beast of some sorts in my askbox

ALT

pumpkinsforsale:

Tumblr has a lot of problems but seeing posts that say things along the lines of “being trans is so cool and sexy actually” over and over and over again made me genuinely believe it. Being trans is so cool. You are given the gift of life, and despite hateful backlash and the tremendous amount of work and bridges you will burn, you still would rather be your authentic self.

How punk rock, how fucking badass. Being trans is so cool and sexy actually

solvicrafts:

theladyregret:

animeshittalk:

imagine getting this review

I guarantee that Monica at the front desk has not been able to live this review down and her coworkers absolutely bring it up regularly.

If I were Monica I’d print this review out and frame it

romelle:

vamp1r3-luv3r:

anyway